I didn´t loose my job. I know where it is. It´s just that when I go there another guy is doing it…

Useless college degrees: «The Science of Harry Potter» (Frosburg Univ) & «Learning from Youtube» (Pitzer College)

In 1867 Christopher Sholes invents the typewriter, & in 1873 he invents the QWERTY keyboard.

According to .D. Peterson 53% of workers think that the work they do doesn´t count for anything….

If you never try anithing new, you´ll miss out many of life´s great disappointments… 🙂

The secret of inefficency @ latin america: «Don´t rush me. I get paid by the hour»

Scott Fahlman, research professor @ Carnegie Mellon University posted the first ever email smiley, thus inventing the emoticons!

«Artificial intelligence»: The art of making computers that behave like the ones in the movies

Office «best practice»: I refuse to participate. I merely observe & report.

Office Coffee tip: Clean the pot. Who knows the last time that thing was cleaned?