I read the other this: «I beleive there will be a world market for approximately 5 computers» Thomas Watson, President of IBM, 1943.
Want to end an office romance? hire employee´s parents to patrol office elevators….
A good business owner will always say that he/she isn´t bossy. He/she just knows what you should be doing.
Original name of the ballpoint pen: «nonleaking writing stick»
It´s sad that many people do many things well, but none of those generate income…
Some salesmen are very «independent». They take orders from… no one…
You know you work @ a bad place when there is a sign on the restroom door saying: The company ran out of tissue, bring your own…
There is only 1 thing that workers love more than chocolate: gossip
Definition of a good employee: He/she starts working when the coffee does….
«Dealing with bureaucracy is like trying to nail jelly to the wall». John F. Kennedy