The odds are almost 1 out of 2 (44%) that you’re a millionaire (if you’re a member of the US Congress). – CBS News, 11/6/09

An easy way to tell about your sun protection in the summer: if your shadow is shorter than your height, it’s sunburn time

«90% of the calories in cream cheese come from fat! It’s the most fattening cheese» Compiled by Howard Daughters

AAAAA: The Organization for Drunk Drivers

«The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. «

«It is simple to make something complex, and complex to make something simple»

«The more cordial the buyer’s secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.»

«After all is said and done, more is said than done»

«The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm»

«A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost»