% of the work week the typical worker spends on meetings:25%. Odds that a person @ a meeting doesn´t know why he is there: 33%

That same funny guy might had drank his way through college, just a thought…

Just heard that some funny guy during the last soccer match filled the soda vending machine with beer. The office hero for the day…

Deskfast: having breakfast on your desk. Does this mean either being busy or taking as much time as possible from your job?

Bruno Colapietro, matrimonial lawyer: «The more money people spend on a wedding, the fewer years the marriage will last.»

D. Ogivly:»To attract women,show babies & women in an advertisment. To attract men, show men.»

Switching back & forth among 6 pairs of shoes will last as long as 10 pairs worn sequentially