In a public washroom the farthest toilet is used less than the others, so it usually is the cleanest

Complaining that your boss is stupid? You would probably be out of a job if she/he were any smarter. Therefore BE HAPPY!

Always remember that an extension cord should be as thick as the cord you plug into it.

Buying an electronic gadget? Its materials should´ve cost 10% of the retail price of the finished product 😦