Want to end an office romance? hire employee´s parents to patrol office elevators….

A good business owner will always say that he/she isn´t bossy. He/she just knows what you should be doing.

Original name of the ballpoint pen: «nonleaking writing stick»

It´s sad that many people do many things well, but none of those generate income…

Some salesmen are very «independent». They take orders from… no one…

You know you work @ a bad place when there is a sign on the restroom door saying: The company ran out of tissue, bring your own…

There is only 1 thing that workers love more than chocolate: gossip

Definition of a good employee: He/she starts working when the coffee does….

«Dealing with bureaucracy is like trying to nail jelly to the wall». John F. Kennedy

Signs showing you work @ a bad place: 1)Bathroom key tied to a mad dog 2) Office intercom =screaming @ each other 3) Shame to bring a client