SCUBA= Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

RSVP=Repondez S’il Vous Plait. Properly in French: Répondez s’il vous plaît – meaning ‘please reply’,

QED=Quod Erat Demonstrandum. The literal translation from the Latin is ‘which (or what) was to be proved’

PhD= Pubic Hair Design/Piled Higher and Deeper

PANIC= Pressured And Not In Control

OGRO= O Great Responsible One

NIGHTMARE= Negative, Ignorant, Greedy, Hopeless, Thankless, Miserable, Angry, Rude, Envious

MUPPIE= Middle-aged Urban Professional

LAST= Listen, Advise, Solve, Thank

JOB= Just Over Broke