When playing the decision game rock,paper, scissors start with paper.Most people go for rock because its the shape a hands forms most easily

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Every cow in the European union is subsidised by $2.5 USD a day. That´s more than what 75% of Africans have to live on.

British supermarkets know more about their customers than the british government does.

If a smoker smokes 13 cigarrettes a day between the ages of 15 & 60 it is likely that he/she will consume 213,671 in a lifetime.

In a performance review say up to 3 criticisms. That´s about all an employee can take.

Writing a speech?: NEVER include a word you have to look up in a dictionary.

% of the work week the typical worker spends on meetings:25%. Odds that a person @ a meeting doesn´t know why he is there: 33%

That same funny guy might had drank his way through college, just a thought…