The heavier the traffic the less you gain by changing lanes

In a public washroom the farthest toilet is used less than the others, so it usually is the cleanest

Complaining that your boss is stupid? You would probably be out of a job if she/he were any smarter. Therefore BE HAPPY!

Always remember that an extension cord should be as thick as the cord you plug into it.

Buying an electronic gadget? Its materials should´ve cost 10% of the retail price of the finished product 😦

Each hour of sleep before 12AM= 2 hours of sleep after midnight

Did you know that purchases on ebay average 30% less than retail?

If you can follow a fitness program for 3 weeks non stop daily, you can follow it forever.

If you feel nauseated after injuring a leg or an arm you probably fractured it

Marketing to children? remember that they think they are always 5 years older than they actually are.