Some salesmen are very «independent». They take orders from… no one…

You know you work @ a bad place when there is a sign on the restroom door saying: The company ran out of tissue, bring your own…

There is only 1 thing that workers love more than chocolate: gossip

Definition of a good employee: He/she starts working when the coffee does….

«Dealing with bureaucracy is like trying to nail jelly to the wall». John F. Kennedy

Signs showing you work @ a bad place: 1)Bathroom key tied to a mad dog 2) Office intercom =screaming @ each other 3) Shame to bring a client

If most people liked work, they´d do it for free…

I´ve seen some offices where if idiots could fly, the place would be an airport….

Workaholic defined: 1)Drinks coffee like water 2)Up before 5:00am 3)There is no end to his/her motivation & drive

Useless college Degrees: «Surfing studies», «UFOlogy», «Parapsychology»…