The United States Government estimates less than .0001% of all money in circulation is counterfeit.

One of the scariest moments in life: you’re descending onto the toilet…you’re at the point of no return..and you realize the seat is up

Have you noticed that the only people who wear jogging suits are well over 200 pounds and obviously never jog unless a buffet is in sight?

Do you wait months to cut your toenails? And only relent to clip them after they start snagging on your socks when you get dressed?

Do you hesitate before turning the page when the guy next to you is reading over your shoulder? It seems rude if he’s in the middle of it…